The Ancient Wasteland of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Enda Glendale Jung with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 44.407 billion Rekomis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astryon. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 5,971 trillion Yasterean Recans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,474 Yasterean Recans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, pros are the new cons, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Komixemun.

East Malaysia is ranked 44,714^th in the world and 544^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 34.34 flags saluted per person per day.