An endless present in which the Party is always right.
Most Secular: 805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,216th
The Collectivist Oligarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.261 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderIngsoc Central Committee Politburo

CurrencyIngsoc Dollar

The Collectivist Oligarchy of Cacnesia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ingsoc Central Committee Politburo with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.261 billion Cacnesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cacnesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion Ingsoc Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,813 Ingsoc Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Ingsoc Central Committee Politburo has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cacnesia's national animal is the LumpenTroll, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cacnesia is ranked 1,527th in the world and 42nd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 30.46 bananas ingested per day.

Most Secular: 805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,216thMost Developed: 1,387thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,424thSmartest Citizens: 1,520thHealthiest Citizens: 1,527thLowest Crime Rates: 1,529thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,643rdHighest Food Quality: 1,727thSafest: 1,730thMost Influential: 1,787thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,812thMost Inclusive: 1,924thMost Cultured: 2,014thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,404thTop
Largest Governments: 2,676thNicest Citizens: 2,760thMost Patriotic: 2,804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,105thHighest Average Incomes: 3,503rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,159thMost Efficient Economies: 4,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,641stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,933rdMost Pacifist: 8,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,445thLargest Retail Industry: 9,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,339thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 13,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,700thHighest Economic Output: 14,882ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,041stMost Income Equality: 18,231st
Most Secular: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionMost Patriotic: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 86th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 127th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 239th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 243rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 275th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 287th in the regionMost Pacifist: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionRudest Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 334th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 490th in the regionMost Stationary: 504th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 605th in the regionLargest Populations: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 788th in the regionMost Income Equality: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cacnesia endorsed The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Cacnesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Cacnesia was endorsed by The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, being Ingsoc Central Committee Politburo has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, graffiti graces every city's streets.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 178 » Marrabuk, Todd McCloud, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Rainbow Vests, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, Dragons Blood, Axdel, The Three States of Fortuna, Ripsylvania, A mean old man, New Leganes, Asendavia, Oofery, Lingu, Coruh, Modra, Harro Waarudho, Tshana, Debluu, Layngderfleethe, Roliganistan, Unger under over, Goodnamesarerare, The Almighty Country, Elejamie, Kaigi, Lyontisia, Lurolona, CheeseBurrito, Dravida India, Packilvania, Seri Tai Republic, Adavan, Blobbo, Grossvietnam, The Empire of Rijelv, Kublam, United China Nation, ReeK, From New World, Katyunon, Talitoa, Headpat Central, Jamitri, A Slanted Black Stripe, Freedom Fascists, Davinhia, Kangarawa, and 128 others.Zang0, Wanabe, FreedomIand, Kriov, Federated States of Zootron, Wiranath, Albrook, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, Enlil, Dannemarie, Brotherland, Juliania Secundus, Freedomindia, Tofoon, Taurora, Survivoristan, Slonful, Eastern Alksearia, Roma IV, Spiruvania, Dahom, Dragonia, Rhealaliit, Empire of Dabiristan, Nythi, Trimmania, Veterans Association, Canadian Technocrats, ArenaC, Clarence-Voslage, Aquyia, Cymru Broadcasters, Bai Lung, Aivintis, Fanderia, Distro-Spartica, Hizuru, Wakeopolis, Nifalembria Zamingstan, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, Auslivia, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, ReReReRepublic, Noreds Thereneuthene, Impia Aghte, Kelssek, Thurland, Kalaratri, Libertanny, The united republican democratic states, Chalan, Arcadiam, Mecsherstein, East Deslang, Ribanzi, Kucia, Sandboxford, Evrigenis, Mardom, 3 14159265358979323846264, Blobon, Her Malue, Stellar Colonies, OwOUwUOwOUwU, Romanoddle Republic, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Rikos Isles, Xogunato Tokugawa, Centrical Union, Kingdom of Hapsteld, New Tokyo-3 City, Bogliqia, Caymarnia, Nevertopia, Vaskeden, Karatol-Advenra, Tassirion, Republic of Restaks, Tyrosalem, Drunken Seal Islands, GoldenWolves, Adolanta, Cipher2005, Hosoven, BadRNG, The Marlands, The BlackCountry, Indamish, Under Upper Antartica, Merlovich, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Land of Corporations, Nociav, FREEHELL, Reino De Latine, Myehn, Luxrough, Sandsepol, Buushi, West Swedania, Frankinstan, Dorles, Roissyland, Verconia, Zohaib, Chesstitans, The Antlantic islands, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Kaldrbuth, Isole Ionie, Estande, Shauvania, Brethren, Greater Rostoria, Constervatania, Kingdom of dragoon, Pledonia, Gernmark, Piggy Piggy The Piggy, New Sandsnionion, Sarikaya Komzin, Aeljae, Reimuria, Power Guido, Arouran, Arknasi, and Loreintor.