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Safest: 141stMost Pacifist: 245thLowest Crime Rates: 261st
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Slys Paws

Population26.602 billion



The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.602 billion Slys Pawsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,610 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 217,059th in the world and 8,920th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 7.73 Insults Per Minute.

Safest: 141stMost Pacifist: 245thLowest Crime Rates: 261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 333rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 394thMost Beautiful Environments: 418thBest Weather: 483rdHealthiest Citizens: 552ndLargest Governments: 558thLongest Average Lifespans: 699thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,045thMost Cultured: 1,187thSmartest Citizens: 1,594thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,796thNicest Citizens: 1,977thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,993rdMost Influential: 2,027thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,180thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,024thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,038thLargest Populations: 3,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,039thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,557thMost Stationary: 4,823rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,921stHighest Economic Output: 6,208thMost Inclusive: 6,242ndMost Secular: 6,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,297thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,121stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,108th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 195th in the regionMost Inclusive: 210th in the regionMost Secular: 245th in the regionNudest: 410th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 417th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 600th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 645th in the region

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