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Safest: 167thMost Pacifist: 305thLowest Crime Rates: 321st
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Slys Paws

Population30.456 billion



The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 30.456 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,828 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,857 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 612th in the world and 20th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 39.87 bananas ingested per day.

Safest: 167thMost Pacifist: 305thLowest Crime Rates: 321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 457thMost Beautiful Environments: 482ndBest Weather: 538thHealthiest Citizens: 612thLargest Governments: 666thLongest Average Lifespans: 779thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,106thMost Cultured: 1,295thSmartest Citizens: 1,743rdHighest Food Quality: 1,809thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,864thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,338thMost Influential: 2,484thNicest Citizens: 2,505thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,761stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,867thLargest Populations: 2,977thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,046thMost Stationary: 4,180thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,684thHighest Economic Output: 6,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,954thMost Inclusive: 7,258thMost Secular: 7,520thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,677thMost Income Equality: 16,654thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,756th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionNicest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Stationary: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 100th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 149th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionMost Secular: 253rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 253rd in the regionNudest: 297th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 460th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 466th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 510th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 742nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 809th in the region

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