The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 30.456 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,828 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,857 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slys Paws is ranked 612th in the world and 20th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 39.87 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Slys Paws was endorsed by
The Republic of TheHurricane.
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Slys Paws was endorsed by
The Holy Empire of Caldarian.
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Slys Paws endorsed
The Most Serene Republic of Sarikaya Komzin.
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Slys Paws was endorsed by
The Most Serene Republic of Sarikaya Komzin.
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Slys Paws endorsed
The Stati Uniti of Isole Ionie.
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Slys Paws was endorsed by
The ✨✨MENACING THREAT✨✨ of Zukchiva.
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Slys Paws was endorsed by
The Stati Uniti of Isole Ionie.
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Slys Paws endorsed
The Hideous ugly Frank's of Frankinstan.
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Slys Paws endorsed
The Clans of Dremaur.
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Slys Paws endorsed
The Commonwealth of Kond Mex Ethostorgel.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 112 » Southern Yugoslavia,
A Slanted Black Stripe,
Mundiferrum,
Freedom Fascists,
Lyontisia,
Brotherland,
Kangarawa,
New Leganes,
Propwash,
Axdel,
The Empire of Rijelv,
Roliganistan,
Davinhia,
ReeK,
Wiranath,
Hizuru,
Republic of Berzerkistan,
VW53Aland,
Indrapore,
United China Nation,
BearStackof2015,
Kilkire,
Talitoa,
Pakitsk,
Ridann,
Rhealaliit,
Enlil,
Kalaratri,
Pekweng,
Grossvietnam,
Marrabuk,
East Malaysia,
Dragons Blood,
Amjedia,
Volkarai,
Rainbow Vests,
Asendavia,
FreedomIand,
Fellon,
Ripsylvania,
Distro-Spartica,
Lingu,
Azureano,
The Three States of Fortuna,
A mean old man,
Survivoristan,
Barfleur,
Stellar Colonies,
Layngderfleethe,
Coruh, and 62 others.
Oofery,
Dannemarie,
Wakeopolis,
Debluu,
ArenaC,
Blobbo,
From New World,
CheeseBurrito,
Dravida India,
Adolanta,
Eastern Alksearia,
North Bernia,
Federated States of Zootron,
The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia,
Spiruvania,
Vessarlian,
Empire of Dabiristan,
Sandboxford,
Myehn,
Dahom,
Veterans Association,
Aquyia,
Aivintis,
Formaro,
Preat,
In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia,
Canadian Technocrats,
Modra,
Albrook,
Arcadiam,
Romanoddle Republic,
Ribanzi,
Evrigenis,
Agave,
Blobon,
Jamitri,
Verconia,
Lakon-oui,
BadRNG,
Valerite,
Mardom,
Rikos Isles,
Xogunato Tokugawa,
Kingdom of Hapsteld,
Nevertopia,
Bogliqia,
Tassirion,
Hosoven,
The Marlands,
Pizzapizzalandia,
Tea Jol,
Merlovich,
New Missoura,
The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices,
Nociav,
Frankinstan,
Uniao Sovietica de Minas Gerais,
Kond Mex Ethostorgel,
Kaldrbuth,
Isole Ionie,
Sarikaya Komzin, and
TheHurricane.