|Capital||The Moon base|
|Leader||The God Emperor Triolan|
|Faith||The love of the God Father|
The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.599 billion Tassirionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 990 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,290 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The official Tassirionian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the Tassirionian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the cosmic dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the Tassirionian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the official Tassirionian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Tassirion, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
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