Genitor Vult The God Emperor Triolan
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 521stMost Influential: 1,037thNudest: 1,302nd
The Space Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.599 billion

CapitalThe Moon base
LeaderThe God Emperor Triolan
FaithThe love of the God Father

Animalcosmic dolphin

The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.599 billion Tassirionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 990 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,290 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The official Tassirionian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the Tassirionian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the cosmic dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.

Tassirion is ranked 72,499th in the world and 3,171st in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,398.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 521stMost Influential: 1,037thNudest: 1,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,517thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,606thSmartest Citizens: 2,371stMost Developed: 2,546thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,089thMost Inclusive: 3,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,026thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,121stHealthiest Citizens: 4,528thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,002ndHighest Food Quality: 5,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,651stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,890thHighest Average Incomes: 6,056thLowest Crime Rates: 6,681stLargest Governments: 7,196thLargest Retail Industry: 8,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,128thMost Patriotic: 9,422ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,886thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,765thTop
Most Cultured: 12,937thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,941stMost Secular: 13,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,534thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,363rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,989thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,552ndNicest Citizens: 20,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,564thHighest Economic Output: 21,635th
Most Influential: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionMost Inclusive: 125th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionMost Patriotic: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 231st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 303rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 310th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 329th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 334th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 361st in the regionMost Secular: 419th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 461st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 490th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 605th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 677th in the regionNicest Citizens: 692nd in the regionLargest Populations: 832nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the Tassirionian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, the official Tassirionian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Tassirion, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.


World Assembly

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