The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.599 billion Tassirionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 990 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,290 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The official Tassirionian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the Tassirionian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the cosmic dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.

Tassirion is ranked 72,499^th in the world and 3,171^st in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,398.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.