The Holy and Chill Kingdom of Restovix is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hugh Slater with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.318 billion Restovixians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burke. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Restovixian economy, worth 762 trillion Restovix Drachmes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,369 Restovix Drachmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restovix's national animal is the Fars Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Restovix is ranked 24,493^rd in the world and 368^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,775.93 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.