The Holy and Chill Kingdom of Restovix is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Fisher with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.344 billion Restovixians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burke. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Restovixian economy, worth 684 trillion Restovix Drachmes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,578 Restovix Drachmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', Harry Potter books are banned, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restovix's national animal is the Fars Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Restovix is ranked 47,948^th in the world and 881^st in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,901.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.