The Rogue Nation of Wakeopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wake of Lee with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.373 billion Wakeopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakeleeput. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakeopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,808 trillion Wakebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,727 Wakebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime is totally unknown. Wakeopolis's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakeopolis is ranked 314,525^th in the world and 5,107^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -14.49 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.