The Rogue Nation of Wakeopolis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wake of Lee with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.173 billion Wakeopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakeleeput. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakeopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion Wakebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,857 Wakebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and large sections of Wakeopolis have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime is totally unknown. Wakeopolis's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakeopolis is ranked 257,142^nd in the world and 9,740^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -24.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.