The Islamic Nation of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.967 billion Dabiristani's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion Zaids a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,876 Zaids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 2,318^th in the world and 1^st in Cordone for Most Patriotic, with 103.3 flags saluted per person per day.