The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 18.449 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,748 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 474,200 Jolvs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 2,735^th in the world and 38^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,117.91 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.