The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 3.96 billion FrankieManians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth 663 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,454 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 37,271^st in the world and 552^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,131.84 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.