The Republic of Unitria is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 669 million Unitrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercadia. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Unitrian economy, worth 77.1 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,262 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitria's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unitria is ranked 225,493^rd in the world and 10,625^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.69 Obesity Rate.