The Republic of The 7th Coalition of Alba is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by His Most Extreme Excellency Duncan with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.569 billion 7th Coalition of Albans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strathclyde. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 7th Coalition of Alba economy, worth 747 trillion Cubits a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,728 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials across The 7th Coalition of Alba are being "encouraged" to adopt Sheep to set an example for the populace, tea and biscuits have replaced waterboarding and sleep deprivation as the primary tools of interrogation, the endangered saltwater humpback Sheep is only seen in captivity programs, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of The 7th Coalition of Alba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 7th Coalition of Alba's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The 7th Coalition of Alba is ranked 141,223^rd in the world and 2,235^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,973.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.