The Place of Adavan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.598 billion Adavanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearlin. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Adavanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,557 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,522 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Adavan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adavan is ranked 3,655^th in the world and 114^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 98.62 Atheism Rate.