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Fear the gods and honour the emperor.
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,545thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,822ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,188th
The Greater Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Fiji And Polynesia

Population1.133 billion

CapitalSuva
LeaderEmperor Jiojia I
FaithMāori Polytheism

CurrencyFijian-Polynesian Dollar
Animalbanded iguana

The Greater Empire of Fiji And Polynesia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Jiojia I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.133 billion Fijian-Polynesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suva. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian-Polynesian economy, worth 158 trillion Fijian-Polynesian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,925 Fijian-Polynesian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Emperor Jiojia I, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, Fijian-Polynesians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiji And Polynesia's national animal is the banded iguana, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Māori Polytheism.

Fiji And Polynesia is ranked 17,867th in the world and 14th in First World Order for Largest Governments, scoring 26.96 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,545thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,822ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,371stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,035thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,085thLowest Crime Rates: 10,391stTop
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Most Conservative: 13,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,936thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,520thMost Devout: 14,724thLargest Retail Industry: 15,672ndMost Developed: 15,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,100thMost Authoritarian: 17,131stLargest Governments: 17,867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,949thLargest Black Market: 20,286thLargest Mining Sector: 22,130th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fiji And Polynesia lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, Fijian-Polynesians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Emperor Jiojia I.
  • : Fiji And Polynesia lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiji And Polynesia, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.

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