The 15 States of Fellon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Nature with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.687 billion Fellonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EastGate. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fellonian economy, worth 853 trillion Zeches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 150,163 Zeches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. Fellon's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tree.

Fellon is ranked 200,814^th in the world and 7,938^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -435.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.