The Federation of The Three States of Fortuna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Commander Lyone with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.768 billion Fortunans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Destino. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fortunan economy, worth a remarkable 5,477 trillion Fortunes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 428,970 Fortunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Belly is watching you, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Fortunan bee, and concussed Red Pandaball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Three States of Fortuna's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clarityism.

The Three States of Fortuna is ranked 2,444^th in the world and 69^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,343.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.