The Skadi Church of The Three States of Fortuna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Commander Lyone with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.7 billion Fortunans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Destino. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fortunan economy, worth a remarkable 7,315 trillion Trutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 465,932 Trutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees from The Three States of Fortuna dominate international lumberjack competitions, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Three States of Fortuna's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skadism.

The Three States of Fortuna is ranked 147,046^th in the world and 6,114^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 429.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.