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Janoobi Jazair

Population7.619 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.619 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 706 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,692 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 224,473rd in the world and 8,815th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,579thMost Influential: 3,642ndSafest: 4,991stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,553rdBest Weather: 5,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,806thMost Pacifist: 6,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,770thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,238thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,268thHealthiest Citizens: 11,367thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,383rdMost Inclusive: 11,386thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,123rdNicest Citizens: 12,127thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,356thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,082ndHighest Food Quality: 14,405thSmartest Citizens: 14,888thMost Developed: 16,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,612thLargest Governments: 19,235thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,984thMost Income Equality: 20,233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,464thMost Devout: 24,659th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 148th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionMost Pacifist: 238th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 301st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 303rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 349th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 372nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 376th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 395th in the regionNicest Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 439th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 448th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 450th in the regionMost Developed: 455th in the regionMost Stationary: 464th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 491st in the regionLargest Governments: 523rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 539th in the regionLargest Populations: 541st in the regionMost Devout: 576th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 630th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 696th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 720th in the regionMost Cultured: 802nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 915th in the region

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