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Better than the Best!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,022ndMost Influential: 4,493rdMost Pacifist: 6,005th
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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West Elyria

Population1.522 billion

CapitalChicago
LeaderJoe Mama
FaithJoe Mamaism

CurrencyGuinea
AnimalPig

The Federation of West Elyria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Mama with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.522 billion Potato Heads are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Elyrian economy, worth 201 trillion Guineas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,531 Guineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Elyria's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joe Mamaism.

West Elyria is ranked 11,653rd in the world and 365th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.8 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,022ndMost Influential: 4,493rdMost Pacifist: 6,005thMost Inclusive: 6,604thSafest: 6,606thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,395thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,582ndNicest Citizens: 7,758thMost Developed: 8,562ndSmartest Citizens: 9,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,241stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,511thHighest Food Quality: 10,588thLowest Crime Rates: 10,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,978thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,465thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,631stHealthiest Citizens: 11,653rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,182ndBest Weather: 12,963rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,405thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,447thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,998thLargest Governments: 16,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,771stMost Secular: 19,161stHighest Average Incomes: 20,697thMost Efficient Economies: 21,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,721st
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionSafest: 214th in the regionMost Pacifist: 222nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 225th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 256th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 260th in the regionNicest Citizens: 263rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 303rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 304th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 325th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 329th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 332nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 333rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 347th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 382nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 400th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 406th in the regionBest Weather: 406th in the regionLargest Governments: 450th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 457th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 478th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 508th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 510th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 546th in the regionMost Secular: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 763rd in the regionMost Cultured: 942nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : West Elyria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : West Elyria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, faithful allies are always valued.
  • : Following new legislation in West Elyria, you can please all of the people some of the time if you don't mind getting nothing done most of the time.

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