A career in politics is like arguing about spaghetti. Rosy Waggle
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 542ndMost Influential: 1,219thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,786th
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Population3.622 billion

LeaderRosy Waggle
FaithCongregation of the Five Gods


The Republic of Mardom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rosy Waggle with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.622 billion Mardomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Micester. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mardomian economy, worth 249 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,019 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rosy Waggle is called 'Patches' at international summits, every workday begins with group therapy, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mardom's national animal is the hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Congregation of the Five Gods.

Mardom is ranked 104,670th in the world and 4,462nd in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,399.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 542ndMost Influential: 1,219thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,786thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,415thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,719thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,121stNicest Citizens: 9,417thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,753rdMost Inclusive: 12,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,666thTop
Highest Drug Use: 13,131stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,312thMost Cultured: 13,678thHighest Food Quality: 14,674thSafest: 14,688thMost Pacifist: 14,748thMost Income Equality: 15,359thBest Weather: 15,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,868thMost Devout: 17,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,488thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,995thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,405thSmartest Citizens: 23,009thHealthiest Citizens: 23,644thLargest Governments: 25,187th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 74th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 144th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 173rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 240th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 255th in the regionNicest Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Devout: 340th in the regionMost Cultured: 382nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 398th in the regionMost Inclusive: 418th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 431st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 456th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 465th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 478th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 484th in the regionBest Weather: 488th in the regionTop
Safest: 534th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 539th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 546th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 559th in the regionMost Pacifist: 579th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 579th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 625th in the regionLargest Governments: 641st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 658th in the regionNudest: 689th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 689th in the regionMost Income Equality: 700th in the regionMost Stationary: 723rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 786th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 926th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 926th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, Rosy Waggle is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, a video of Rosy Waggle wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Mardom, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Mardom was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Caldarian.


World Assembly

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