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Most Secular: 2,385thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,577thSafest: 3,968th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.644 billion

CapitalRock Valley
LeaderRaphtalia Iwatani
FaithFour Heroes Church


The Empire of Lurolona is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Raphtalia Iwatani with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.644 billion Lurolonans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rock Valley. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lurolonan economy, worth 721 trillion Denarii a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,444 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", cat memes without alt text are now illegal, and nine out of ten citizens of Lurolona answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurolona's national animal is the Tanuki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Four Heroes Church.

Lurolona is ranked 4,199th in the world and 136th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.29 bananas ingested per day.

Most Secular: 2,385thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,577thSafest: 3,968thMost Influential: 3,987thHealthiest Citizens: 4,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,280thMost Developed: 4,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,428thLargest Governments: 5,443rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,466thLowest Crime Rates: 5,898thSmartest Citizens: 6,002ndHighest Food Quality: 6,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,826thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,828thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,871stMost Cultured: 7,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,220thRudest Citizens: 7,672ndBest Weather: 7,915thMost Inclusive: 7,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,593rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,778thMost Efficient Economies: 11,236thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,563rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,846thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,167thMost Patriotic: 13,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,169th
Most Secular: 67th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 120th in the regionSafest: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 168th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 186th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 197th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 224th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 232nd in the regionBest Weather: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 285th in the regionMost Patriotic: 311th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 345th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 383rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 580th in the regionNudest: 729th in the regionLargest Populations: 819th in the region

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