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It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. Walter J Peabody III
Nudest: 220thHighest Crime Rates: 2,335thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,456th
The Nakedness of
Left-Leaning College State
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Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sheelberite

Population8.838 billion

CapitalBloodyoath
LeaderWalter J Peabody III
FaithPantheism

Currencydollarydoo
AnimalFlamin' Codswallop

The Nakedness of Sheelberite is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Walter J Peabody III with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.838 billion Sheelberites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodyoath. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sheelberitean economy, worth a remarkable 1,351 trillion dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,926 dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, books are so highly regarded in Sheelberite that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sheelberite's national animal is the Flamin' Codswallop, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Sheelberite is ranked 263,659th in the world and 11,489th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.73 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Nudest: 220thHighest Crime Rates: 2,335thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,456thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,649thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,272ndRudest Citizens: 3,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,809thMost Influential: 4,192ndMost Cultured: 4,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,800thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,132ndBest Weather: 11,824thMost Armed: 12,173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,784thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,873rdMost Stationary: 15,231stHighest Economic Output: 15,450thSmartest Citizens: 18,760thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,468thMost Secular: 24,960thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,764thHighest Food Quality: 25,993rdHighest Drug Use: 26,879th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionRudest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 169th in the regionMost Armed: 215th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 234th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionMost Stationary: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionMost Influential: 264th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 317th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 359th in the regionBest Weather: 364th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 394th in the regionLargest Populations: 488th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 568th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 637th in the regionMost Patriotic: 717th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 743rd in the regionMost Secular: 785th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 851st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 865th in the regionLargest Governments: 888th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 992nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,133rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sheelberite, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
  • : Sheelberite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheelberite, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Sheelberite was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sheelberite, books are so highly regarded in Sheelberite that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Sheelberite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheelberite, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Sheelberite was endorsed by The 15 States of Fellon.
  • : Sheelberite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheelberite, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.

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