The People's Republic of Kagorg Bra Corna is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sovereign R with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.576 billion Kagorg Bra Cornans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagorg Bra Corna City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kagorg Bra Cornan economy, worth a remarkable 1,560 trillion Raccoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,071 Raccoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the latest political memes depict Sovereign R as an overly-choreographed robot, gossip magazines have pictures of Sovereign R sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagorg Bra Corna's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kagorg Bra Corna is ranked 8,584^th in the world and 131^st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,099.250913423 days.