The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.551 billion Azealand Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 820 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 147,881 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Azealand Isle's radio stations, devout parents encourage their children to play on the street, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 187,420^th in the world and 3,009^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 805.95 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.