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Enjoy your life while you can
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,267thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,909th
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Azealand Isle

Population313 million

CapitalSkeksis Castle

CurrencyDollar
AnimalSaltwater crocodile

The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 313 million Azealand Isleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skeksis Castle. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azealand Islean economy, worth 21.5 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,787 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Azealand Isle is ranked 56,944th in the world and 1,463rd in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 38.89 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,934thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,267thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,909thMost Influential: 16,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,785thMost Cultured: 18,534thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,314thNicest Citizens: 19,439thMost Secular: 19,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,114thHighest Food Quality: 23,609thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,383rdMost Beautiful Environments: 24,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,980thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,371st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 410th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 468th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 494th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 507th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 523rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 591st in the regionMost Secular: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 631st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 651st in the regionNicest Citizens: 652nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 680th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 688th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 728th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 753rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 769th in the regionMost Influential: 771st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 777th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 784th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 791st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 858th in the regionMost Developed: 888th in the regionBest Weather: 921st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 969th in the regionMost Inclusive: 970th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Azealand Isle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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