The World Commune of The Armed Savages is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 12.63 billion Savages are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savage sector. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Savagesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,096 trillion Arms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 166,004 Arms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, sex changes are routinely performed at The Armed Savages's hospitals, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Armed Savagesian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Savages's national animal is the Dark dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Supremacy Of Balance.

The Armed Savages is ranked 11,333^rd in the world and 208^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 93.28 Atheism Rate.