The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.811 billion Firenation91ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 704 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,628 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is often said that only Hades could bring down Dàguó, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 203,977^th in the world and 7,981^st in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.53 Crimes Per Hour.