The People's Republic of Freedomindia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by We The People of India with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.458 billion Freedomindians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nalanda. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedomindian economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion Mohors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,409 Mohors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freedomindia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Freedomindia is ranked 293,407^th in the world and 5,293^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.82 law-abiding acts per hour.