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Re-establishing Order. 7% Complete Yoris Beltsin
Most Secular: 4,443rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,525thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,602nd
The Fractured Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Northen Luxembourg

Population2.39 billion

CapitalKiwigrad
LeaderYoris Beltsin
FaithCode to Kill

CurrencyPyks
AnimalKiwi

The Fractured Confederation of Northen Luxembourg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yoris Beltsin with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.39 billion Northen Luxembourgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiwigrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Northen Luxembourgian economy, worth 379 trillion Pyks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,658 Pyks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the single fish caught by Northen Luxembourgian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Northen Luxembourg's thriving fisheries, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', and an atheistic military rains fire and brimstone on faith-led nations. Crime is totally unknown. Northen Luxembourg's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Code to Kill.

Northen Luxembourg is ranked 134,623rd in the world and 2,407th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 96.19734815588 days.

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Most Secular: 4,443rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,525thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,061stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,085thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,602ndMost Patriotic: 9,268thHealthiest Citizens: 10,129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,974thMost Developed: 12,264thLargest Black Market: 12,976thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,368thMost Influential: 13,555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,682ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,575thSmartest Citizens: 16,879thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,514thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,230thMost Efficient Economies: 24,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,260thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,545thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,642ndBest Weather: 25,691stHighest Food Quality: 26,098th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionMost Secular: 150th in the regionLargest Black Market: 168th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 185th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 198th in the regionMost Patriotic: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 295th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 316th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 317th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 338th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 370th in the regionMost Developed: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 481st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 496th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 555th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 576th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 664th in the regionMost Influential: 705th in the regionRudest Citizens: 712th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 718th in the regionLargest Governments: 783rd in the regionBest Weather: 805th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 806th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 812th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 837th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 842nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 842nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 886th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 928th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 952nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, an atheistic military rains fire and brimstone on faith-led nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, the single fish caught by Northen Luxembourgian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Northen Luxembourg's thriving fisheries.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.

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