The Fighting Regions of Northen Luxembourg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gang of Four with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.662 billion Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gaullegrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxembourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion Digital Pyks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,449 Digital Pyks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Gang of Four, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northen Luxembourg's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Northen Luxembourg is ranked 120,849^th in the world and 2,041^st in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,696.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.