The Federal Republic of Socialist State Fayria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rimarij Vożajku with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.052 billion Faürians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fayyrfo. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Faürian economy, worth 93.9 trillion Farians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,272 Farians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist State Fayria's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist State Fayria is ranked 72,974^th in the world and 1,430^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 22.75 flags saluted per person per day.