The Republic of Dithmeyerstan is a mid-sized, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 87 million Dithmeyerstanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Dithmeyerstanian economy, worth 5.28 trillion Diths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,692 Diths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Dithmeyerstan's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dithmeyerstan is ranked 241,563^rd in the world and 3,071^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 995.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.