The Koryo Kingdom of Hashidi is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Yi Eokgi with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.25 billion Hashidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seonil. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hashidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Muns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,394 Muns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hashidi's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Hashidi is ranked 53,390^th in the world and 567^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.51 law-abiding acts per hour.