The Cool and based land of Ovekisu is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by a head of lettuce with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.362 billion Ovekisuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of best city. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ovekisuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion big macs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 154,190 big macs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering best city Airport's endless art maze, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and the new Human Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovekisu's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cow.

Ovekisu is ranked 292,173^rd in the world and 4,344^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.47 Obesity Rate.