The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.513 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,939 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and Notyoutopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 128,518^th in the world and 5,472^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 38.56 on the Rand Index.