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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st Most Influential: 94th Most Beautiful Environments: 183rd
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Population7.134 billion

LeaderDarklord John


The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.134 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,124 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 514th in the world and 21st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 388 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21stMost Influential: 94thMost Beautiful Environments: 183rdMost Developed: 214thLongest Average Lifespans: 274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351stBest Weather: 360thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 427thMost Advanced Public Education: 428thMost Rebellious Youth: 448thMost Cultured: 514thMost Cheerful Citizens: 529thMost Subsidized Industry: 625thSmartest Citizens: 632ndMost Inclusive: 698thLargest Publishing Industry: 810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 874thLargest Governments: 938thNicest Citizens: 1,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,306thHighest Drug Use: 1,323rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,329thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,679thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,689thMost Politically Free: 1,755thRudest Citizens: 1,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,858thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,962ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,951stMost Pacifist: 4,550thMost Efficient Economies: 5,289thNudest: 5,934thHighest Economic Output: 6,265thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,860thHealthiest Citizens: 8,067thTop
Most Stationary: 14,565thMost Extreme: 15,296thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,340th
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 256th in the regionMost Stationary: 315th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 425th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 444th in the regionLargest Populations: 556th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 580th in the regionMost Extreme: 642nd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 708 » BrightFutures, Fengate, Novare Res, Renetopia, Elevation, The Bureaucratic Territories, Virdalonja, New Sekai, Swagtopia, Dutchyland, New Lakemba, Unimaginable Doom, Republic of Destiny, SirHardHead, The Army Republic of Prussia, RoosterTeeth, The Big Bad Boo, Necromonia, Camarthen, Kubrostavsria, Boggovia, The Efteling, Jefffliu, Bothia, Selfgradatude, Druadach, Chukstik Illahi, Venezuelia, Karazan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Calamazo, Tianqing, Lemonbiscuits, The Teddy, Apetopia, New Phyrreus, Wyoma, Q w e r t y, Massarie, Wineclaw, Eglise Sainte Eve, Felpolandia, Wooleystan, Kanlidia, Former English Colony, Ceretis, Amerian States, Esplandia, Plumas, Guslantis, and 658 others.Foraldn, Sunto, United Brunstovia, The Isle of Grossmania, Corfad, Malvad, Yaorozu, Kelvaros Prime, Revolutionary Sealand, Palisede, Giganato, Joodey, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Choistan, Dantooin, Walter Jackson, Frances Francis the First of France, Berlanto, Zerocs, Nationalist Peoples Party, Valenair, Bayern-Straubing, Republic of Dixie, Potatolandium, Neo Hungarica, Ikilandia, Sacrento, Prylin, Dadastan Archipelago, XIonn, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, The Kyziban Islands, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Beastos, Atmana, Humptalumpta, Unsophisticate, Equestrian Commonwealth, The Galactic Triumvirate, Dicko, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Peteco, Aezus, Svetlakia, Crodaria, Halcon siveriano, SORT, Ice and Tinian, Dopeland420, Vexilia, Siwale, Kyrianian, Kundam, Nisastria, Alice Gardens, Middle Drazzi, The United Chase States, Northern Scovia, Panama Coalition, Edon-Ko, Buckerino, Bawrai, Nord Botten, Cloydicia, Balzaria, Ainsworth, Klettureyja, Bonjoura, PlanetPunk, New Chilokver, ZhangKeyesland, Pallaith, Gmt2001, Puczovska, Prospit, Ateala, Pleroma Sans Romans, Beladev, Ilisseia, General COE, Kwaj, Aldion, Zokk, Kulgatha, Thorway, Montegan, ZimRobwe, Wilkshire, Shin-Hachioji, Elliotus, Soviet Terran, Blackwood Coast, The Wholly Concordant See, Inner Wilia Sch, Beodarasc, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Weehay, Zupla, Iskios, Ostrolia, Prydania, French Bananastan, Universal State Formula, Pradovnia, Wills Dominion, Marxist Luxembourg, Aroa, Nikhilesh23, Herzliyya, Misthas, Maott, TerranulliuZ, Chamocha, Acrabinnia, The Syca, FxFusion, US of Lalaland, The Austro Germanic Union, Nyvan, The Iron Lions, David Davidson, Moubarakistan, Erwo Stal, Territorio di Nessuno, North Armatas, Tredano, Wodan, New South Danmark, Destroedor, RedRunele, Victoriaans Nederlands, Phualand, Cadla, Azura Palatina, Azzarel, Nogori, Blackgear, Free Culture, Mecca-Switzerland, Pasargad, Xolot, Kyoki Chudoku, Sea Ghost, Wunderstrafanstalt, Dannyria, Mzeusia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marbamaga, Agrauron, LostLegion, Colteraak, Czechovia, Gladio II, Atheenos, Cinnibar, Itallitopia, Radicaster, Thoets, Guyomartand, Jontopiary, Ozstan, 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repupblic, Eggway, Sylverland, United Draconia, Chatheatinamopia, Wisconsota, Kristalmaan, Amauri, Castle Federation, Quranite, Racoda, Sakaryata, Sanjurika, The Alpha Conglomerate, Whereisthatistan, Adamanty, The Mace Kingdom, Flippica, The Bloodline of the Angels, Solidair, I am the one who knocks, Hyperbanus, Zeternia, Sundred, One hundred castles, Fizban, Abject Ludicrosity, Seelandt, Elgaland-Vargaland, Mesherica, Putinopia, Kosovolu, Novum Syndicate, Fantoa, Avemterra, Cantonalia, Oktavio, Nexia, Bidragistan, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Edomae, Alsace and Lorraine United, Dogeius, Montarc, Lorigia, Jumany, Jalyort Empire, Eraver, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Valhalla123, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Helium Kittens United, Elianzonia, Bananaaaaa, Crappolia, Rosewood-, Dattlovia, Sunaiya, Aenglaland, New Eleria, Arstungry, Nug Life, Ladtanderan, Lunallian, New Dele, Alcaryia, AGoodPlace, United North American, West Sylvania, Papika, El Fiji Grande, Octovalis, German Holy Roman 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