The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Darklord John with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.557 billion Notyoutopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notcapital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Notyoutopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,969 trillion Mnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,676 Mnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, Notyoutopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown. Notyoutopia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Noting.

Notyoutopia is ranked 171,532^nd in the world and 8,845^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -51.52 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.