The A Future Holy Pink Dictator of Pinky Queen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cristina with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.29 billion Pinky Queenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinkyferia. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinky Queenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,860 Wolfmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinky Queen's national animal is the Bat Cow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pinky Queen is ranked 123,878^th in the world and 2,194^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -31.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.