The A Future Holy Pink Dictator of Pinky Queen is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cristina with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.213 billion Pinky Queenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinkyferia. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinky Queenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,884 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the government loves seeing the little people fight, Pinky Queenian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, and when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinky Queen's national animal is the Bat Cow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pinky Queen is ranked 13,751^st in the world and 473^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,354.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.