The ❄️🎁 𝓕𝓪𝓿 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮 🎁❄️ of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Vasiliki Mitsotakis with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.928 billion Neptunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kostialokipoi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 215,238 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, the children of Neptunian Military Administration are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 10,170^th in the world and 306^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 67.99 flags saluted per person per day.