The Collective of Wineclaw is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.078 billion Wineclaws are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wineclaw economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion cells a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,721 cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wineclaw's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wineclaw is ranked 156,484^th in the world and 8,408^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.64 Obesity Rate.