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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30thMost Influential: 208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 617th
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Population16.79 billion


Animalperegrine falcon

The Collective of Wineclaw is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.79 billion Wineclaws are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Consciousness. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wineclaw economy, worth a remarkable 2,011 trillion cells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,803 cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, vaccinations are mandatory, the official Wineclaw Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wineclaw's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wineclaw is ranked 5,716th in the world and 341st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 18.77 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30thMost Influential: 208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 617thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,760thSafest: 2,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,398thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,540thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,575thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,589thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,698thMost Pacifist: 3,714thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,714thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,118thBest Weather: 4,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,346thMost Developed: 4,383rdMost Stationary: 5,634thHealthiest Citizens: 5,716thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,545thNicest Citizens: 6,562ndHighest Food Quality: 6,624thLargest Governments: 6,644thSmartest Citizens: 6,851stMost Cultured: 6,981stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,599thMost Inclusive: 8,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,350thLowest Crime Rates: 9,102ndHighest Economic Output: 9,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,974thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,088thLargest Populations: 16,946thMost Efficient Economies: 17,608thMost Income Equality: 20,871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,792nd
Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionTop
Safest: 118th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 131st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 137th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionMost Pacifist: 222nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionBest Weather: 242nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionLargest Populations: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 315th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Cultured: 351st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 355th in the regionLargest Governments: 359th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 373rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 381st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 387th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 451st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 496th in the regionMost Inclusive: 499th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 574th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 786th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 852nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,045th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,057th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,096th in the region

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