The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Fabioseb with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.885 billion Aoncarpans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arctic City. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aoncarpan economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion Aoncarpan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,167 Aoncarpan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aoncarpa's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aoncarpa is ranked 313,840^th in the world and 5,901^st in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 2.75 cheeks per square mile.