The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.273 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 10,670 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 617,768 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,140,383 per year while the poor average 14,752, a ratio of 348 to 1.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Corfadian dark-plume goshawk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 1,290^th in the world and 65^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.14 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.