The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.26 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,692 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 539,447 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,369,085 per year while the poor average 77,234, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Hell Hound Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 12,352^nd in the world and 465^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,607.27 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.