The United Communes of Eurocom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.245 billion Eurocoms are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurocom economy, worth 963 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,890 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocom's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurocom is ranked 7,450^th in the world and 232^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 226,890.46 Standard Monetary Units.