The Federal Republic of Oannia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexandre with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.567 billion Oanienses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilaville. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oannian economy, worth 543 trillion lereles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,354 lereles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oannia's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Oannia is ranked 9,512^th in the world and 559^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.17 bananas ingested per day.