NATION

PASSWORD

Moo Ruben
Best Weather: 110thMost Secular: 137thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Itanland

Population19.52 billion

CapitalItandon
LeaderRuben

CurrencyItan
AnimalCow

The Republic of Itanland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ruben with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.52 billion Itanlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itandon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Itanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,664 trillion Itans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,209 Itans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Itanland's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Itanland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itanland is ranked 13,102nd in the world and 336th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,927.1136624798 days.

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Best Weather: 110thMost Secular: 137thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thMost Inclusive: 201stMost Beautiful Environments: 221stHighest Food Quality: 320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 409thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 459thLargest Publishing Industry: 473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 514thMost Pacifist: 516thNicest Citizens: 550thHealthiest Citizens: 573rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 581stHighest Disposable Incomes: 717thMost Valuable International Artwork: 839thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 861stLongest Average Lifespans: 884thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,022ndMost Cultured: 1,235thMost Influential: 1,831stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,355thSmartest Citizens: 2,454thHighest Economic Output: 2,651stLargest Retail Industry: 2,676thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,195thHighest Average Incomes: 3,223rdMost Developed: 4,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,011thMost Efficient Economies: 10,033rdSafest: 12,140thMost Stationary: 13,102ndTop
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Largest Populations: 17,205th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 85th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 159th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170th in the regionMost Developed: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 289th in the regionMost Stationary: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 357th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 396th in the regionMost Influential: 452nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 498th in the regionSafest: 575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Itanland, the military's newest toy broadcasts Itanland's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
  • : Following new legislation in Itanland, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Itanland, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Itanland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Itanland was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
  • : Following new legislation in Itanland, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Itanland, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Itanland was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Itanland was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
  • : Following new legislation in Itanland, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Pazair, Corfad, Chipoli, Shibutani, New Cordyceps, Laforeia, Bankowiata, PlanetMercury, Varisland, Kwaj, South Parter, Southern Moosetopia, Petronellania, Nouvel Empire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Castle In Confidence, Wineclaw, New Atlantico, Ovekisu, Kaschovia, Atrito, Esperonia, Darkanistan, Pineappleistania, Loutsland, Kandorith, Notyoutopia, PotatoFarmers, Arucaria, Great Ignesia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Inclement Space, Bedsonya, Wisconsota, Nationeer, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, The Rhein States, Ishtimbine, DarkMondoria, Bodhisva, Valiacorkit, Kranostav, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Neptunian Military Administration, Grith Neria, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Mallyna, and 116 others.Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Democratic Republic of Magley, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, The Police, Sindoesia, Singamadri, Simone Republic, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, Sil Dorsett, Marlducro, Gragadoia, Votak Matim, Wolffoxia, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Republiqueducroissant, Rex Republic, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, TyGerria, Great Bights Mum, Eurocom, Aguaria Major, Catalis, Alire, Northumberlandia, New Bismuthium, Galbadiana, Alogiada, Hyphen, Ethnon, KAP03land, Gojira, The Blind Side, Mystiquelle, Pinky Queen, Siwale, Western Justice, Deliber, Lezaseia, Armonker, Ham Federation, Yukti, Federation of Vanguard, Sunnaria, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, IHateRights, Segesta, Former English Colony, Individualist Catopia, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Maott, Zelenaya Dolina, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Photan, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Frances Francis the First of France, Halsoni, Verderiesdre, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Oannia, Nebiyar, Ziprotscria, Kainin, Boltannia, Kobalera, Eludmonden, Blyskalia, Wechujan, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Mount Marvin, Endus Mea Fral, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, TamilPesum, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Dreadton, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, and Yaorozu.

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