The Constitutional Monarchy of Neugania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Chiranjivi Nataraj Nash with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.101 billion Neuganians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Rokdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 288,007 Rokdas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,334,943 per year while the poor average 37,413, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Towns are often run by puppets, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and milk often tastes of pea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neugania's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Neugania is ranked 3,807^th in the world and 122^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 288,007.21 Standard Monetary Units.