The Civil Alliance of Parsalanteria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elsie Parsalant IV with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 895 million Parsalanterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darcia. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsalanterian economy, worth 101 trillion Parsals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,959 Parsals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parsalanteria's national animal is the Parsalanterian Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Parsalanteria is ranked 263,382^nd in the world and 3,979^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.95 Obesity Rate.