The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Oscarcars with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.01 billion northern Poles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth 333 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,729 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The horniness of the great-horned capybara is considered a national priority, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 44,544^th in the world and 2,242^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,121.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.