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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736thMost Influential: 2,898thLargest Retail Industry: 4,069th
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The northern Polish territories

Population2.01 billion



The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Oscarcars with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.01 billion northern Poles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth 333 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,729 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The horniness of the great-horned capybara is considered a national priority, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 44,544th in the world and 2,242nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,121.11 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736thTop
Most Influential: 2,898thLargest Retail Industry: 4,069thRudest Citizens: 4,194thNudest: 4,286thMost Secular: 5,443rdMost Patriotic: 6,326thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,685thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,444thMost Efficient Economies: 8,445thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,299thHighest Average Incomes: 12,274thMost Developed: 13,082ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,101stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,678thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,749thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,476thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,187thLargest Governments: 16,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,845thMost Inclusive: 23,898thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,910th
Nudest: 152nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 198th in the regionRudest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Patriotic: 270th in the regionMost Secular: 274th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 354th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 374th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 428th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 459th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 492nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 497th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 525th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 653rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 660th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 664th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 682nd in the regionMost Developed: 743rd in the regionMost Influential: 787th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 791st in the regionLargest Governments: 810th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 835th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 929th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 967th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,106th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,232nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,253rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,283rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,328th in the region

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