The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.728 billion northern Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,052 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 93,194^th in the world and 2,134^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.66 kickbacks per hour.