The Republic of Norvarxilaland is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miherr Kanzlar with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.886 billion Norvarxilalandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norton. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvarxilalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,817 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, families make most of their annual income from government benefits, the government is proudly free of crabs, and the tightness of border controls in Norvarxilaland leave a little to be desired. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvarxilaland's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norvarxilaland is ranked 303,897^th in the world and 4,547^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.63 Obesity Rate.