The Kingdom of Eulmast is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 657 million Eulmastians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Errastport. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Eulmastian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Réals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,175 Réals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulmast's national animal is the Redcrow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eulmast is ranked 210,690th in the world and 3,233rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.08 Obesity Rate.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Eulmast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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Eulmast was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Federation Terra Australis.
- : Following new legislation in
Eulmast, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : Following new legislation in
Eulmast, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in
Eulmast, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in
Eulmast, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
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Eulmast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Eulmast, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Eulmastians marry themselves'.
- : Following new legislation in
Eulmast, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in
Eulmast, there's never enough space in space.





















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