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Kneel before the Turnip 🫜
Nudest: 1,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,188thMost Influential: 2,294th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Turnips

Population4.165 billion

CapitalTumshire
LeaderHakurei Townshend

CurrencyCarret
AnimalRotabagge

The Federal Republic of Turnips is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hakurei Townshend with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.165 billion Neeple are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tumshire. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neepoleon economy, worth 597 trillion Carrets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,577 Carrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's the naked truth that Turnips is The North Pacific's premier fashion trendsetter, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Hakurei Townshend's political rallies, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turnips's national animal is the Rotabagge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turnips is ranked 270,058th in the world and 3,386th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,264.55 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 1,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,188thMost Influential: 2,294thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,381stTop
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Most Pacifist: 5,155thSafest: 5,478thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,672ndMost Accessible: 5,926thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,294thNicest Citizens: 6,589thMost Cultured: 6,658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,912thMost Developed: 6,917thMost Inclusive: 6,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,035thHighest Food Quality: 7,224thSmartest Citizens: 7,843rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,201stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,302ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,992ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,790thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,812thMost Secular: 11,385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,164thHealthiest Citizens: 14,898thLargest Governments: 15,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,651stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,969thMost Income Equality: 19,371stLowest Crime Rates: 22,206thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,769thHighest Average Incomes: 28,786thMost Efficient Economies: 31,070th
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Nudest: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 202nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 228th in the regionSafest: 232nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Accessible: 255th in the regionMost Cultured: 271st in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Inclusive: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 292nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 293rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 303rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 315th in the regionMost Secular: 340th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 378th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 385th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 401st in the regionLargest Governments: 429th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 436th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionMost Influential: 440th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 443rd in the region
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 108 » Greater Portugaliza, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, ForFishing, Massattack, Northern Zorbrasnka, Varisland, New Lakemba, Halsoni, Darkanistan, Esperonia, Arostica, Bagojo, Texaska, Koda-Land, Polgaria, Shibutani, Lovarpia, Kazanqa, Royaume des loups, Territorio di Nessuno, Stal Valley, Kwaj, Honeymoon Avenue, Arucaria, Wolffoxia, PlanetMercury, Motaialtefth, Frismana, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Loutsland, Dojestan, Plexaris, Xentherida, Aguaria Major, Ottoman Empireee, Krapinovka, Isenoka, Uncreative name, Harjad, Enimero, Sindoesia, Tragesch Firwat, Tiodann, Islandwalk, Xagill, The Uhhhh, The Black Cathedral, Elnir, Dreadton, and 58 others.PotatoFarmers, Hannako, SussyAmongUsLand, Virginian Inquisitors, Ethnon, Dakota Territories, Laforeia, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, Nationeer, Simone Republic, Shrikisthan, WA Governed Havakia, Furballland, Marlducro, The Iron Lions, Engine Unions, Fachumonn, Eggplant Island, The Greater Spanish Empire, Nicki minaj endings, North Norda Islands, Kainin, Yukti, Potass, Treekidistan, Kandorith, Tallinia, Sil Dorsett, Kaschovia, Moneybagmen, The Austro Germanic Union, Picairn, Zecit, South Parter, Neo-Zulthyrland, Ioresca, Serkovy, Tape, Zerentopia, Empty Void, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, New Aquitaine, Eastern Fuza, Quality Nation, Flydale North, Rainengrad, Federation Terra Australis, Bonderovia, Liberal Communities, North Bratislava, Shapeville, Chipoli, La Baja California, New Kisha, Northern Cheek, Jughru, and Coalition of Gedran.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Turnips, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Turnips, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Hakurei Townshend's political rallies.
  • : Turnips was endorsed by The Empire of Coalition of Gedran.
  • : Following new legislation in Turnips, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Turnips was endorsed by The Laconic Silence of Jughru.
  • : Turnips voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
  • : Turnips was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Turnips, it's the naked truth that Turnips is The North Pacific's premier fashion trendsetter.
  • : Following new legislation in Turnips, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Turnips changed its national demonym to "Neep", its demonym adjective to "Neepoleon", its demonym plural to "Neeple", and its leader to "Hakurei Townshend".

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