The United Insular Federation of Alelutia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nikolai Ioshadsky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.404 billion Alelutians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodialk. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alelutian economy, worth 185 trillion Shishilldins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 131,937 Shishilldins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alelutian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Nikolai Ioshadsky, Nikolai Ioshadsky has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Alelutia has found 5 easter eggs), the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alelutia's national animal is the Umakian Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Horseism.

Alelutia is ranked 298,008^th in the world and 4,431^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.93 Obesity Rate.