The Realm of Eiygland is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Monarch with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.903 billion Eiygles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higeliefstad. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eiyglish economy, worth 960 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,769 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Higeliefstad to enjoy their national art, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eiygland's national animal is the Griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ierisianism.

Eiygland is ranked 7,151^st in the world and 289^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.63 on the Human Development Index.