The Axempar of Great Ignesia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lexoskhena with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.54 billion Ignesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vrezar Vimicia. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ignesian economy, worth 409 trillion nixes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,145 nixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Ignesia's national animal is the exarivenil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nexarnism.

Great Ignesia is ranked 242,184^th in the world and 4,806^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 11.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.