Take me to your leader. Or... lead me to your taker. Emma Peel
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 345thMost Influential: 601stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,012th
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French Bananastan

Population8.792 billion

CapitalArdis Hall
LeaderEmma Peel
Faithnone of anyone's business


The Most Serene Republic of French Bananastan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emma Peel with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.792 billion French Bananastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardis Hall. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French Bananastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Widgets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,225 Widgets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, Emma Peel panders to nontraditional families, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Bananastan's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none of anyone's business.

French Bananastan is ranked 192,316th in the world and 8,359th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -289.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 345thMost Influential: 601stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,012thBest Weather: 2,015thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,732ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,776thSafest: 2,814thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,992ndMost Pacifist: 3,136thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,331stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,366thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,671stNicest Citizens: 4,256thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,590thMost Inclusive: 4,702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,876thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,006thHealthiest Citizens: 5,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,178thMost Developed: 8,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,812thMost Cultured: 9,325thSmartest Citizens: 9,386thNudest: 9,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,690thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,170thMost Stationary: 10,199thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,308thLargest Governments: 11,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,095thMost Politically Free: 13,209thHighest Economic Output: 15,852ndMost Secular: 15,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,073rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,499thLowest Crime Rates: 18,213thMost Efficient Economies: 18,828thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,817thHighest Drug Use: 20,285th
Least Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 133rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionSafest: 159th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionMost Pacifist: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionMost Stationary: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 234th in the regionNicest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 279th in the regionMost Inclusive: 301st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 306th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 313th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 318th in the regionNudest: 357th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 360th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 481st in the regionMost Developed: 486th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 508th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 524th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 527th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 541st in the regionLargest Governments: 554th in the regionLargest Populations: 556th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 563rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 636th in the regionMost Secular: 840th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 844th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 911th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 912th in the region

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