The Empire of Exkosia is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.967 billion Exkosians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Impridia. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exkosian economy, worth 902 trillion guilders a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,505 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, Exkosia is renowned for its lax gun laws, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exkosia's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Exkosia is ranked 424^th in the world and 27^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.72 law-abiding acts per hour.